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Author: silentscream Subject: Never use your hand again, FLESHLIGHT
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posted on 10-05-2010 at 15:18 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Never use your hand again, FLESHLIGHT

 Google fleshlight, you will be glad you did.

Frankly, I thought about going further than this and buying something insane like a realdoll, but I guess I felt that even I would immediately terminate my life had I done so.

This isn't much better, but there is no delusions at least. It's a fucking tube, not a rubber depiction of my failure to stare back at me with cold dead eyes.


I got the stamina training unit just because I figured I'd at least practice my sorrow so I might surprise the shit out of some girl. If it actually works (Feelings wise it SURE does, I NEVER use my hands to beat off since), then she might not believe me being a virgin! Laughable I know.

It's simply just a far better tool than your hand.
Get with the times in at least one thing!
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